The team gets to play two baseball games to-day at Wuerful Park in Traverse City, where the independent minor league Beach Bums play. Will the temperatures reach a balmy 50? Will the concession stands be open so that I might acquire a bratwurst, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast? Will my new Bic Retractable .7 mm pencils be up to the task? Will my uniform be any looser on me by the end of the season?