Did you see the size of that gun he fired at us? It was bigger than him.

Before we read the full online  article, you know we like to look at the inset bullet points, to see if this is really what we were looking for in our google search...

The article I found was on Best Ways to Get Rid of Chipmunks, but i didn't know if it was by a naturist, homeopathic, organic, prissy ass, NPR-listening, anti-Trump loser or not. The copied below summary made me laugh:




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Subject

• Chipmunks
• Alias: Eastern chipmunks
• Difficulty: Intermediate
• Requirements: weed wacker, hardware cloth, repellents, traps, poisons, fumigants, baffles, thistle seeds, safflower seeds