To my wife: I love you, and I thank you for your love, patience, kindness, and forgiveness over the past 25 years.

To my parents: I love you. Have fun this weekend and drive safely.

To my brother: I love you, and I cherish our conversations on the phone and in person. All the best to you and your beautiful bride to be.

To my sister: I love you, and I thank God for you. I am abundantly blessed by your wisdom, courage, and faith.

To my cousins and aunts and uncles: I love you and miss you, even though I don't act like it.

To my grandparents, and all the others who have crossed over in the faith: I love you; please pray for us.


To the @POTUS, I love you, and thank you for having the gonads to stand up to the swine on the Hill.