Woke up, said my prayers, visited the commode, got naked and on the scale.
The scale has a harsh awful female voice that mimics "hello", "it's ready", "TWO hundred and ninety TWO point TWO pounds", and "good buy".
Brushed my teeth and shaved and put a fresh tie in my hair.
Put on some clothes, packed my goods, kissed my wife, and bid her a fondu.
Took the expressway and said some more prayers.
Parked on the main street in front of the office, unlocked the glass door, and climbed the steps.
Unlocked our three doors and poured myself a water.
Updated the boards and checked for voice messages.
Received with joy and thanksgiving a small package from my wife on Grand River Avenue.
Responded to emails, uploaded documents, requested many things, helped people, asked people why things are taking so long, requested ETA for things not yet received, uploaded items per underwriter requests, asked underwriters why they requested what they requested, told the boss how gmail 'works', thanked people for items received, filed items per proper protocol, deleted items per proper protocol, changed closing dates, updated the closing calendar, asked people what they mean, updated closing calendar.
Took a half hour sabbatical.
 Responded to emails, uploaded documents, requested many things, helped people, asked people why things are taking so long, requested ETA for things not yet received, uploaded items per underwriter requests, asked underwriters why they requested what they requested, told the boss how gmail 'works', thanked people for items received, filed items per proper protocol, deleted items per proper protocol, changed closing dates, updated the closing calendar, asked people what they mean, updated closing calendar.
Looked longingly at the clock.