“Eternal Father, I offer Thee the Most Precious Blood Of Thy Divine Son, Jesus, in union with the Masses said throughout the world today, for all the holy souls in Purgatory, for sinners everywhere, for sinners in the Universal Church, those in my own home and within my own family, for Francis and all the priests and bishops, every child living now and not yet born, Stan, Rita, Stan, Charlotte, Kathy, Justin, Joey and his wife, Dana and Aaron, Stosh, Stacie, Carter, Em, Ryan, Mary Ann, Dean, Courtney, Rusty, Drew, Mason, Meg, Jake, Quinn, Cameron, baby coming soon, Kacie, Brett, Moni, Bob, Jon, Jay, Jen, Joslin, Liam, Deb, Kim, Meredith, Denise, Pam, Ken, Kenny, Kendal, Doug, Carolyn, T, Jean, Tighe, Sofia, Trent, Kevin, Justen, Tori, Kalie, Kristine, Mike and his mom, mom, dad, Gary, Susie, Josh, Jeremy, Taylor, Nance, Ruben, Ray, Rick, Alex, Belle, Beni, Carlos and Chyanne, Ron, Gina, Maria, Cas, Sophie, Nina, Jack, Sharon, mom, sister and her family, Mike and his wife and kids, Termors and Drake, Michelle and Brian, Tom, Shelly, Vic, AJ, Ninny, Peggy, John, Betsie, John, Sylvia, Roger, Sheri, Benjamin, Tony, Doreen, Liam, Aiden, Marty, Denada, and thier kids, Adam, Peggy, and their kids, Kevin, Hilda, mom, dad, brother and family, Pastor Bob, wrecker Don, Jim, Kurt, Mike, all the team and candidates of the upcoming weekends, Vince, Karl, June, Scott, Cindy, Zach, Ty, sister, oompaloompa, Desiree and boyfriend, Uncle Jim, his mom and brothers and sisters, Scott and his mom and dad and brother, the two guys i sat at table with almost three years ago, Ernest, Lena, Fred, Carolina, Clarence, Mamie, Adolph, Christian, Lillian, Authur, Milan, Marvin, Edna, Donald, Roland, Thelma, Charles, Ida, Elizabeth, Ella, Christ, Lizzie, Albert, John, William, Minnie, Edna Mae, Homer, Emma, Lewis, Augusta, William, Norman, Ernest, Anna, Clarence, Elmer, Milton, Richard, Martha, Mary, William, Martha, Herman, Emma, Harold, Grace, Shirley, Sharon, Kenny, Diane, Walter, Lillian, Doreen, Bill, Vic, David, Dana, Gray, Jerry, Tiffany and thier kids,  Delores, Fred, Janis, Dorothy, Art, Arlene, Sue, Patty, Mary, Jack, Leona, Grace, Donald, Louse, Leonard, Earl, Gladys, Orville, David, Elizabeth, Roanld, Jennie, Lewis, Dexter, Charles, Lena, Martha, Amelia, Louisa, Mary, Emma, Ernst, Daniel, Bertha, Edward, Emnma, George, Christian, Mary, Carll, Willhelm, Christ, Marie, Robert, Bertha, Melvin, Grace, Harry, Raymond, Emily, William, Albert, Herman, Otto, Emma, Mari, William, Anna August, Paulina, for all our family members, for all people You have breathed life into...Lord in Your mercy, hear our prayer.

Amen.” 

–the prayer of St. Gertrude the Great (1256-1301), amended to-day by me