Sunday, February 7, 2010

Super Thoughts I

Peyton's a freak, right, but you still gotta have guys that block, guys that catch the ball, guys that make the tackle, .... I called the late first quarter touchdown when they started the drive ... so far the Bud Light commercials are the best. How bout the fiddleing badgers? Mike Ditka saying 'that's fresh' is the best line so far. Robing AHood with Russel Crowe on 5/14...looks good.
The big issue right now is when to smoke, and when to watch. Don't wanna miss the ads, that's for sure.
The guy in the suv throwing the whale off the pier...the kid who clocks his mom's date: 'you don't touch my mom, and you don't touch my doritos' ...
Potatos and sausage on the stove making the kitchen smell good...
2nd quarter: 10-0...Brees' turn to shine....or maybe reggie's...michael strahan said with all the partyin these guys do, they don't really wake up until the 3rd quarter...shitty call on the out-of-bounds hit...phil sims is not my favorit, nor is jim nantz. but both are better than mussberger...Potatoes and sausage with Kraft Ranch calling my name...NO moving the ball well...4 day work week this week and next week...Pre-Calculus is my favourite class this year, don't tell the freshmen...Freeny sack and the fg attempt...10-3...Stripes music, Budwieser: 'the bridge is out!'...Dave , Jay, Oprah, ... I wear no pants...brett favre when he's 50...i got four tabs working right now...how bout illinois last night beating MSU in that god-forsaken orange facility...vilma better get excited, i don't see him doing much more this game...how perfect was the route and the pass, but garcon dropped it with 8:29 to go in the half...first down NO after an Indy punt...look for a turnover here...shockey two yards short of the first...Saints near the 20 fisrt and ten...end-around din't develop well...brees directing traffic like peyton!!! 1st and goal from the 3...lost one...time out? no. false start, still 2nd down...thomas to the one..."who sends flowers in a box? that's the same thing that cigarettes and dead people come in" third and one...short! huge!!!alice in wonderland johnny depp...gene simmons drinking dr. pepperpuxatowny palanamlue has seen his shadow!...after the idy timeout...here we go...nONONONONONONONON how bout that colts de!!!!!!!super D on the 7th of february...metacognational!!!...now u=m's mike hart running...also coming up the doritos superbowl today halftine report are you f=in kidding me?!??!?!?!?mike hart short, time out wiht 46 seconds left...reggie smothered at the 48...aerial coverage provided by bud light golden wheat...44 yard attempt with 5 seconds left and we have a 10-6 ball game...here comes half time and the Who? ...


halftime thoughts...um...doritos? ... potatos and sausage sound better... How about the Potatos and Sausage superbowl today halftime report?!? oh coach what's his name from pittsburgh is in the booth too...and theres marino with hes permatan...simms says if i'm new orleans i'm throwin the ball!! yeah phil! shannon sharp agrees...oh! danica commercials are always good....alright don't wanna see any more amazing race ads... gridgestone super bolw 44 halftime show!!!!
ever since I was a young boy i played the silver ball...what makes him so good? ... baba oreily yeah! these guys are old and i mean old...pete still swings his arm around like he did at the silverdome in '84...what an honour it's got to be for them appearing in the most watched even in the history or human-dom...is that john entwhislte or is he dead?... who are you? (how original) tell me who the heck r u? ..potatos and sausage were pretty darn good the second time...the only thing that could make this halftime show better would be to have some rational expressions in there that you would have to factor and reduce and tell whether the discontinuity is removable or essential...
enough CSI ads already, too...alright another game summary!!!!60 minutes, yeah! ... Captain Howdy says enough Mentalists ads...Dishnet has no paid celebrity endorsements!!!...and this years concert had no wardrobe malfunctions!!!
can we start the half already?!?! her we go!!! thought: no Survivor ads so far... onside kick!!!! listen to the felluz yell...saints ball!!!!its tricky to kick the ball to kick the ball it's called onsides its tricky, how is it, d? tricky tricky tricky huh! turning point?!? we shall see, we shall see...first down thomas...pattycake? brees to henderson for 9...henderson for the first down...peyton's gotta be gettin cold just sittin there for like two hours...like seein brees set the tone by throwin the ball, then see Reggie run...first down thomas...red zone...thomas for six on the screen!!!!!!
the gods have a plan for you...on may 26th...give me the dagger! Prince of Persia...stevie in the vw ad...dennys free grand slam...adai shakes off the hit and gets the first time...70 minutes since peytons last first down!! first down adai...(aside) if the saints win, will they play when the saints come marching in? love singing that during the Easter Vigil (and also at a Via de Cristo weekend!) ... adai for 4 past midfield...dallas clark for 26 from manning unbelievable!! love that guy!..incomplet on first down...brown for five...watchout here...clark to the 4! ... lions are you watching?!? ... addai spins, he's in!!!!!!! what a drive...peyton not affected by teenage wasteland or the long sit on the bench!!!17-13 colts...
mich ultra and the biker whathisname...griswold in the napolean sweet, sparky! ha!!! kgb bring it on fat man ...few penalties so far...guy in the white shirt walkin through the wild...elephants, snakes, cokacola...cool...baby talking etrade funny...hteres' the survivor ad finally...go russell!! ...first and ten for NO...thomas for six ... potatoes are still tastin good... incomplet at the indy 48...brees to henderson for a first down...did the graphick during that last replay say 'supervision'? ...thomas for 2 on second and nine...brees to schockey for 4 but its fourth down and time for a fg attempt..dead center!! 17-16 indy!
i'm still the king of mariokart, just to remind you...search on, google!...  blimp coverage began at the orange bowl 50 years ago...kick returned to the 11...see that hit on shockey?!?
manning to thomas for 9...cheese!!!!!! brown for 5 and the first down...short gain...end of 3rd quarter...
sper bowl 44 on cbs...liftoff...no lion fans in the nfl.com ad, notice?!?
Yes, there is nothing funner, professionaly speaking, than to help college bound seniors do their math homework. Intrinsic rewards unmatched! Any more good ads?!?...
ok, fg attempt wide left and NO gets the ball with good field potition...emarald nuts...vizio...undercover boss...siants ball on the 41...bush for a first down...brees to thomas for 6brees to henderson for a first down...factoring rational expressions is fun...brees to bush for 5...brees to ? for another first down...at the 20...brees to meachem for 6...wonder if the jehovah witnesses are watching tonight...brees to thomas to the five, first and goal to go...thomas to the 2...brees to schocky for the catch and the lead!!!!! what a game, with 5: 42 to go...the try for two ... no catch... 22-17...tough call for NO...aint no sunshine when she's goneDante's inferno ???budwiser horses and the bull - good one: nothing comes between friends...especially fences...saints challenging the call...bet it's reversed...long enough he had it i think...huge call at this p;oint...wish i had some donuts right now...told ya...saints up 7...huge! peyton's got about five and a half to move 70 yards for the tie...started palying xbox halo2 and it's tough, especially after playing nothing but zelda ocarina of time for 15 years...gotta blast these huge growling things with different guns and grenades and such...and the boss keeps calling me 'chief'...are you following me? every tuesday night...criminal minds...
k. so it comes to this...you've got two empty havles of coconut and your bangin them together... offsides ..no false start...manning with four days to throw gets a first down ...almost picked off...no turnovers yet!!......2nd and 10...first down to ...?...another first down...lions are you watching?!?!? ... gain of five...incomplete over the middle...injjured saint...manning picked ...six ]!!!! what a play unbelievable and the pat is good!!! unbelievable!!! what a game!!!time for new blood!
dannica again...colts down to the three and need to put it in...over!...good night...

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